I was born on December 31st, 1991 at 3:03AM Easter Standard Time in Columbus, Ohio.
I am an Anarcho-Capitalist that really likes video games and comic books.
I wear the label “Nerd” with pride.
I love the smell of a rainy day.
I want to hug whoever thought bacon was a good idea.
I like hot tubs and beanbag chairs.
I like to use my guitar equipment on my keyboard.
I think that curse words are the best words.
Abstract paintings astound me but abstract words bore me.
I like the sound of loud feedback from a mic.
I cry when I hear minor notes.
I have saved the universe/world/city more times than any superhero has and I did it while sitting on my banana chair.
I have two darts for my dart board.
I am powered by the energy that emanates from the planet Saturn.
I sometimes wish I could put my brain in a robot body.
I have built my own lightsaber.
I have a carefully though out plan if a zombie-apocalypse happens.
I have the cure for AIDS and I am not sharing…
I have a set of golf clubs but I hate golf.
Spiders are my sworn enemies…
I believe that cutting down 100 trees is fine if 1000 get to grow.
I am a Preacher Gone to Texas.
I listen to two radio stations.
I’m on a Boat Mutha F***er Don’t you EVER FORGET!
I can tell time in binary.
I have the launch codes…
I have the chat-logs…
I have a pimp hat.
Only I can prevent forest fires.
I have a plan for when Mt.Rainier erupts.
I’ve got two turntables and a microphone.
Cinnamon is awesome…